imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
*hides good snacks from family members*
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza